Today I walked past a lady and knocked her purse slightly as I tried to avoid someone coming the opposite way on the sidewalk. I said "excuse me", but clearly I should have shouted it at her instead, because as I continued down the sidewalk, the following was shouted at my back:

"JESUS DON'T LIKE NO PUSHY PEOPLE!"

Fair enough. But I don't think he likes bad grammar either. It was all I could do not to correct her...but in the interests of NOT being thrown off the Island, and because living here for 1.5 years has granted me the ability to take a LOT of SHIT, I just continued on.

Business as usual.